Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!! Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.
I love my shower. On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower. YUMMY. Best place to get a yummy blowjob. So wet and hot.
I never go to my shower without my phone close by. I want you to catch me in there........
Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.
the one and only
888-823-6127
Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!
Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!! oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out. I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues. I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible. I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.
Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun. How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.
So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it. Hee hee I can't resist
Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.
Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality. I just want to make you feel good for a while. Escape, relax, be a man. Fuck I don't care what we talk about. I do, but not really. I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say. Make it be all about you. For a change. No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits. Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes. I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover. There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you. good, good, my plan is working.
But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up. And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it. Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face. My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun. I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life. Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.
Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL
Your quirky little fuck angel,
