Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

Heaven

your most loving wycked angel straight from the charred gates of Hell. muahahahahaha

ahem - halo sparkle

click my name and visit my special spot in the Kingdom to find out more, so we can connect and I can find out more about you.

way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven

Here Comes Mr. Winter - but don't let it dampen your appetite for PhoneSex

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What I Make Him Do

I love a little control.  But my kind of control is a process.  Getting to know you, getting to know me.  I am sweet, intoxicating, dedicated and real.  I slowly bring you into my confidence and make sure you feel special, loved and desired.  I want to fuck you.  I want you to fuck me.  I will eagerly do everything I am asked to do.  Why?  Cause I am a wicked little slut.  I sweetly give you what you want, only to get what I need.

This is a true slut of mine.  Always sniffing around to see what new things I can say, type or imagine we would do.  He got the courage - Finally - and shot himself in the face to taste what makes him a man.


So dirty!  So naughty!  Such a dirty little slut.  I love it!

Your Convincing Angel,
Heaven