Been Under a Pile of Papers and Well who needs a laugh?

Sounds fun - a little rimming never hurt.

What's Giving without a Little Taking???

I love doing calls - I just do. They are all so different. Sexy to trashy. Sweet to slutty. I love it when my callers want to be involved in more than just (and i quote) "huffing and puffing and jacking off". You guys totally rock my world and make me feel just so fucking good!

If you haven't met me, that's ok, there is a New Year's Resolution we both will make for next year. =)

Some think because of my sweet smile I am submissive - and I am.....some forget that I am a Leo --- and that means I like to take charge at times. Switch is where it is at. I can be any kind of taboo princess you need, want and desire. I don't like it ALL, but I do like a lot of things that are sexy, wicked, trashy, filthy and taboo.

I hope to play with you real soon.

Oh My what a Big *Thwack* Cock You Have

 

Heaven

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Your favorite naughty angel

Two Sides to Every Story

You see my precious smile

You think I'm looking sweet

You pass me by

Searching for the mental extreme

 

You're judging a book

Based solely on the cover

You're totally missing out

On a wycked angel twisted lover

 

You haven't even parted the spine of my pages

Twinkle in my eye, the smirk that I wear

Where do you think it comes from???

The filth in my mind that stirs in there

 

Mental transformation is what we both want

I love paradoxes and things that seem wrong

Like sucking on cherry popsicles, pointing

And giggling at your cock in my pink thong

 

I say harsh words with a smile on my lips

I cuss, fuck hard, eat cum and spit too

I please, torture, tease, spoil and humiliate

Call me and let's play a wycked game or two

 

Heaven

The only wycked angel with a heart of gold

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Horny Lovely Day

Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!!  oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out.  I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues.  I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible.  I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.

  Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun.  How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.

 So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it.  Hee hee I can't resist

Nom Nom Nom

 Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.

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way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven

PhoneSex Truth or Dare

Remember when you were a kid. Sitting in a circle in some friends basement. Some girls on this side, some guys on that side. Giggling, sweating, nervously saying “DARE!”. The sexual tension just knowing someone was gonna dare you to kiss the blond girl that was the first in your class to get real tits instead of mosquito bites.

So now we eye each other. You looking at my nude pics online, perhaps chatting me up. Wanna play a dirty grown up game of Truth or Dare? I will go first and I chose Truth. Grins – YES I love phonesex and talking about sex with strangers. Dare? Show you how deep I can suck?!! a banana!!! put it where???? What will you be pushed to do dirty boy? Can I dare you to jerk off in front of me? Dare you to fuck that tight nerve ridden asshole? Dare you to tell me the truth that you only wear panties under your blue jeans on Fridays? Or that you cum all over your sisters panties?

I totally Dare you to have hot, tension relieving phonesex with me.

Heaven

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Get In Tune you Animal

You and I both know that there is no rules as to when, how or why we get turned on.  We all have our own little buttons that trigger our animal lust.  Is it a song?  The one that was playing when we fucked for the first time? The one that was blaring on the speakers at the house party while you were hid out in the closet fingering the hot, drunk girl?  Is it a sight?  Girls in bikinis, women in stockings, painted on red lips, the time you saw me smoking, the little round "O" my mouth made sucking it's tip?  Is it a memory?  Those hot lesbian girls kissing in front of you, seeing your sisters tits, taking a strap on, a pussy filled so full the edges of her lips are achingly stretched?  Perhaps even the sound of me fucking myself with my favorite vibrator - better yet - fucking myself just for you.  My animal audience.  The beast within you calls for, aches for, throbs just for.........Me.

I AM the wickedly fun angel you have been craving, even if you didn't know it ---- yet.  Is there really a rule in your book of Animal Desire that teaches you only to fulfill your aching needs at night?  A world so paranoid of seeing it's own animal shadow that we dress it down in ties and slacks, buttons and bows, tightly bound breast and polite banter.  It makes me pout thinking of all you are depriving yourself of.  The liberation of your own animal desires.  Being who you truly are.  A fucking sexual deviant.  A man on the prowl to capture the attention, hunger and desire of every woman with a pulsing throb between her ears and legs.  I invite you - hidden tiger - to come out and play.  Play in the warm sunshine, the exposing truth of light, to satiate your need of morning explosions - I dare you, no I double dare you to try a new approach.  One where the beginning of your day, the middle of your stress filled afternoon be given the opportunity to change for the better.  Orgasms are powerful and have the ability to totally change your outlook on life.  Want to be more productive and happier doing the shit the boss wants from you???  Get your daytime fix of the sweetest little wicked angel of the Kingdom.  If I have stirred your thoughts with words, imagine the possibilities when our two worlds collide.

Loving every fucking minute of it half dressed, hair a muss and freshly fucked - care to join me?

Heaven

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