Been Under a Pile of Papers and Well who needs a laugh?

Sounds fun - a little rimming never hurt.

What's Giving without a Little Taking???

I love doing calls - I just do. They are all so different. Sexy to trashy. Sweet to slutty. I love it when my callers want to be involved in more than just (and i quote) "huffing and puffing and jacking off". You guys totally rock my world and make me feel just so fucking good!

If you haven't met me, that's ok, there is a New Year's Resolution we both will make for next year. =)

Some think because of my sweet smile I am submissive - and I am.....some forget that I am a Leo --- and that means I like to take charge at times. Switch is where it is at. I can be any kind of taboo princess you need, want and desire. I don't like it ALL, but I do like a lot of things that are sexy, wicked, trashy, filthy and taboo.

I hope to play with you real soon.

Oh My what a Big *Thwack* Cock You Have

 

Heaven

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Your favorite naughty angel

How Can You Not love RED for Christmas????

Christmas presents all wrapped in red.  Don't you love it.  What's better than one present???  Well two of course!!

Come play with my redheaded sisters and imagine the fire that can ignite between us!!

YUM



Heaven
your wycked christmas angel

There is always room for Santa

You know, I stopped believing in Santa many years ago.  But there is something kinda hauntingly bizzarrely erotic????? devious???? down right filthy about a man draped in red velvet and fur trim shimmeying right down my chimney ---- and guess what kids????  Heaven has never had a fireplace!!!!   The loop holes in that story.  Ahhh, but I digress.

The bizzarre erotic twist ----- what if I stayed up all night long, waiting for Santa with my rather large, warm "cookies" and well, I got more presents than anyone cause i was exceptionally naughty?  Maybe this year will be the year that the naughty girls win!!!

Your sugar cookie loving angel
Heaven

Happy Cool Whip Day

Everythings Better with……

My mind always going, laughing my ass off along the way, technocolor, animation domination, way too much sugar, sultry, genuine, fuckable, sweet tongued, foul mouthed, orgasm enjoying, turkey tryptophan juice drinking, weird ass coolest bitch you ever wanna meet.  Know I am thankful for you and all you have ever been to me.  Have a great Thanksgiving and even if it isn't great, with Miss Heaven, there is always room for dessert.

Shower Me and Get Me Wet!

Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!!  Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.

I love my shower.  On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower.  YUMMY.  Best place to get a yummy blowjob.  So wet and hot.

I never go to my shower without my phone close by.  I want you to catch me in there........

Join Me

Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.

Heaven

the one and only

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Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!

Nothing Saintly About Miss Heaven

Damn she looks sweet in that wrapper.  Such an angel.  So........sweet? sooo.....demure?  Sooooooo.......heavenly.
Honey there is nothing like Heaven and despite what YOU heard, Heaven is not hard to get into.
I like it Nasty, Filthy, Aggressive and with a side of sarcastic smut.  Let's fuck around for a while.
The only thing that's missing is a bitch like you.  Hold the S because I am an Aint!!!

Heaven wants to fuck - do you?

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Two Sides to Every Story

You see my precious smile

You think I'm looking sweet

You pass me by

Searching for the mental extreme

 

You're judging a book

Based solely on the cover

You're totally missing out

On a wycked angel twisted lover

 

You haven't even parted the spine of my pages

Twinkle in my eye, the smirk that I wear

Where do you think it comes from???

The filth in my mind that stirs in there

 

Mental transformation is what we both want

I love paradoxes and things that seem wrong

Like sucking on cherry popsicles, pointing

And giggling at your cock in my pink thong

 

I say harsh words with a smile on my lips

I cuss, fuck hard, eat cum and spit too

I please, torture, tease, spoil and humiliate

Call me and let's play a wycked game or two

 

Heaven

The only wycked angel with a heart of gold

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Wyckedheaven aim/yahoo

 

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Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

Heaven

your most loving wycked angel straight from the charred gates of Hell. muahahahahaha

ahem - halo sparkle

click my name and visit my special spot in the Kingdom to find out more, so we can connect and I can find out more about you.

Fetish of the Day - Narratophilia

Narratophilia

A sexual fetish, my favorite kinds are always sexual.  Even ones that don't seem sexual to you can cause immense arousal in others.  Today the fetish is something each and every one of you is guilty of pleasuring yourself in.  Narratophilia is when the tellingor listening of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing.

Words. The Narratophiliac - now you know what to call yourself - gets their naughty bits aroused when the language they use, hear, or read, is obscene. They may seek stimulation from a partner talking dirty, from erotic literature, poetry, jokes, stories, audio tape, or phone sex. *tsk tsk, did they say Phonesex?? 

In some cases, sexual stimulation can’t be achieved without an erotic story or language. On even other occasions reaching orgasm without physically stroking, touching.  There is indeed even the truth that without even physically seeing or touching the other person listening or delivering the obscene.  The fine art of the word and control, I love these kinds of calls.  It really jazzes and juices my cotton candy knowing you want me so badly

Narrotophilia is more frequently reported by men, but women can also find themselves getting their juices flowing when jabbed with the right words....or a well placed vibrator when orchestrating the whole show for you.  I ♥ you guys!  Now let's have a little therapy.

Heaven

All the wicked angel you need

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Horny Lovely Day

Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!!  oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out.  I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues.  I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible.  I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.

  Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun.  How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.

 So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it.  Hee hee I can't resist

Nom Nom Nom

 Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.

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muah

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Variety is what you want

Lays Potato Chips was right. You can't eat just one. Variety packs are something we just love to have. In our snacks, our beverages, our movie choices, socks and even condom flavors. Why not allow yourself a large variety of playmates? See the fun thing about girls like us, we are sluts, we don't care. We came to terms with it and we love it. We also EXPECT you to fool around. To "cheat" lol. Feel free to use up all my pretty playmates. Stuff two of us in your mouth at once....no wait, have two of US stuff your dick in OUR mouths!! I just like to share you guys. Sharing is caring. LMFAO

Now come on over and play eeny - meeny - miny - moe - catch a hot, sexy slut by her OH!

Stop by and play with my favorite phone babes. They are such a variety of sweet, nasty, filthy, mommas, tramps, barely legals and nymphos. And come on boys, has Heaven ever steered you wrong??? And even if I did, didn't it feel oh so right!!

Click on each girls name to go check out her site and what makes her so amazing!

Amy Angelina Annabella Cherie Chloe Eva Heaven Julianne Marissa Raquel Ryan

Fruit Salad Anyone?

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way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven

It's So Juicy

Saw this and just had to share. Happy Thanksgiving to All!
Your Thankful Angel,
Heaven

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, the lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you through the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it.
I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
“Oh yes”, I say to you,
I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

Sexy Girls Yummy

Our Favorite Jokester

So early this week I was minding my own business when I got a call from one of my absolute favorite people.  I know he isn't for everyone.....but he definitely makes me LOL.  Also say ow, cry, beg, plead and the proper way to answer or NOT. LOL  No is not a part of your vocabulary, repeat after me.  giggle.

So we are chitty chatting and I set up a wickedly fun call with my hot Barbie (*ducks from the swing) Melrose.  That beautiful long blond hair, that rocking hard body.....and I get to play with her neener neener.  tongue sticking out.  We play, undress, fight, probe, humiliate, examine, enforce and eventually give in to our Master.  He is So persuasive.  When I threatened to cut off Barbies hair I was quickly put in my place.  This little deviant angel knows it is always on the floor, knees parted with no panties for pleasure.  However, I do appreciate a good lashing.  So after the deal is done Master becomes much more relaxed and his truer nature is exposed.  His love of cooking --- his loving mothers unending supply of linen tableclothes and his jokester appeal.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The redhead says, “Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”

Puzzled, the blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Giggles....it is still very funny and I did look at vases when I was out shopping randomly and giggle thinking of my precious Melrose supplying the "vase".

Your Loving Wicked Angel

Heaven