Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......


Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Fetish of the Day - Narratophilia

Narratophilia

A sexual fetish, my favorite kinds are always sexual.  Even ones that don't seem sexual to you can cause immense arousal in others.  Today the fetish is something each and every one of you is guilty of pleasuring yourself in.  Narratophilia is when the tellingor listening of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing.


Words. The Narratophiliac - now you know what to call yourself - gets their naughty bits aroused when the language they use, hear, or read, is obscene. They may seek stimulation from a partner talking dirty, from erotic literature, poetry, jokes, stories, audio tape, or phone sex. *tsk tsk, did they say Phonesex?? 

In some cases, sexual stimulation can’t be achieved without an erotic story or language. On even other occasions reaching orgasm without physically stroking, touching.  There is indeed even the truth that without even physically seeing or touching the other person listening or delivering the obscene.  The fine art of the word and control, I love these kinds of calls.  It really jazzes and juices my cotton candy knowing you want me so badly

Narrotophilia is more frequently reported by men, but women can also find themselves getting their juices flowing when jabbed with the right words....or a well placed vibrator when orchestrating the whole show for you.  I ♥ you guys!  Now let's have a little therapy.

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