way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven

It's So Juicy

Saw this and just had to share. Happy Thanksgiving to All!
Your Thankful Angel,
Heaven

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, the lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you through the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it.
I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
“Oh yes”, I say to you,
I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

Sexy Girls Yummy

Our Favorite Jokester

So early this week I was minding my own business when I got a call from one of my absolute favorite people.  I know he isn't for everyone.....but he definitely makes me LOL.  Also say ow, cry, beg, plead and the proper way to answer or NOT. LOL  No is not a part of your vocabulary, repeat after me.  giggle.

So we are chitty chatting and I set up a wickedly fun call with my hot Barbie (*ducks from the swing) Melrose.  That beautiful long blond hair, that rocking hard body.....and I get to play with her neener neener.  tongue sticking out.  We play, undress, fight, probe, humiliate, examine, enforce and eventually give in to our Master.  He is So persuasive.  When I threatened to cut off Barbies hair I was quickly put in my place.  This little deviant angel knows it is always on the floor, knees parted with no panties for pleasure.  However, I do appreciate a good lashing.  So after the deal is done Master becomes much more relaxed and his truer nature is exposed.  His love of cooking --- his loving mothers unending supply of linen tableclothes and his jokester appeal.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The redhead says, “Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”

Puzzled, the blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Giggles....it is still very funny and I did look at vases when I was out shopping randomly and giggle thinking of my precious Melrose supplying the "vase".

Your Loving Wicked Angel

Heaven

Here Comes Mr. Winter - but don't let it dampen your appetite for PhoneSex

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Where the Naughty Boys Play

So here we are again. I am hoping that you have taken the time to visit and click around like mad happy horny pups sniffing for a treat on our Large Free Site full of hot girls, sexy mommas, dommes and submissives for your pleasure.

It is always a pleasure serving you. Giving you exactly what you want whenever you want it. Phonesex is something that only those who do it, understand it. The thrill, the dirty talk, the pleasurable moans and groans, the tasks and taunts, pushing you to the point of orgasm or uncontrollable restraint. Just ask, I love all kinds of roleplay. For real and for fun.

Take your time and enjoy yourself. Pick your favorite phonesex babe *yep that is a link to click baby, go for it* and go wild with her. It will be our secret.

Your Loving Wicked Angel,
Heaven

Pavlov?

Do you wanna be my dog?  WOOF

Seriously tho, I am intrigued by this whole thing.  I have been a part of the PhoneSexKingdom family for a while now.  I love this "job"  I have a caller that at first was a typically normal jerk off session.  I was sparked a hint of great enthusiasm when I told him I was going to lick his ass.  As I directed him where I wanted him to go it became clear to me he was indeed an assplay boy.  The second call was more intense.  Touching his own ass, sliding his fingers into it.  When he came this time he was told to lick his fingers.  Such a filthy boy.  I like em like that.  Again he calls.  He tells me "Heaven you made me lick my cum and I have never done that before."  The idea was implanted.  He brought it up.  He also uses giftcards and there is a process in that.  Deciding to stop and get that card.  Knowing full well he will be using it to call me.  Standing there across from the clerk who is ringing it up his cock is throbbing, thinking of what Miss Heaven might make him do today.  He thanks the older woman at the counter.  Wondering if she somehow KNOWS he is using that card to call a dirty little angel who wants him to eat his cum.  This call he admits to having panties that he stole.  We suck them, we sniff them, we wrap them around his cock and pump his cum right out.  Fingers jammed deep in his ass, rubbing deep into that wicked tight hole.  I think he is trying to aim it right at his face he is so hungry for his own cum.  Did someone ring a bell???  The next call proved that indeed he was salivating.

He calls, again saying, "you always make me eat my cum".  He has purchased the card.  He has the panties, he is naked, lying on the floor surrounded by pillows.  The preparation he takes great care to get exactly what he wants.  The whole morning probably he thought of doing this with me today.  So much has the ringing of the bell made him salivate - he has taken one more step.  "Heaven, I bought a dildo today"  Squeals with delight for sure from me.  He said he probably couldn't take the whole thing.  With the used panties licked, sucked and spit in, he stroked his dick with the panties he found from a girl that had sex in them.  Sticky and wet.  I told him to rub it all over his face to smell that dirty girl.  Squirting the lube onto his balls and ass as he laid on the floor.  Feet most definitely up.  I directed my babe to stuff the entire pair of panties in his mouth.  Muffled sounds were louder.  He was jerking, throbbing and aching.  Probably remembering what his cum taste like, my little dog that I treasure stuffed that dildo into his tender "virgin???" ass.  Fucking it so hard he shot right across his cheek and lips. 

I planted more seeds and look forward to next week when his ears will be standing at attention and he will be drooling at my feet.  Such a good dog.

Your loving Angel,
Heaven