The smart, witty, sassy, erotic and sometimes bitchy life of a regular girl turned Phone Sex Operator. I love my job, am amused and turned on by my clients.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Wish I May
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Fetish of the Day - Narratophilia
Narratophilia
A sexual fetish, my favorite kinds are always sexual. Even ones that don't seem sexual to you can cause immense arousal in others. Today the fetish is something each and every one of you is guilty of pleasuring yourself in. Narratophilia is when the tellingor listening of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing.
Words. The Narratophiliac - now you know what to call yourself - gets their naughty bits aroused when the language they use, hear, or read, is obscene. They may seek stimulation from a partner talking dirty, from erotic literature, poetry, jokes, stories, audio tape, or phone sex. *tsk tsk, did they say Phonesex??
In some cases, sexual stimulation can’t be achieved without an erotic story or language. On even other occasions reaching orgasm without physically stroking, touching. There is indeed even the truth that without even physically seeing or touching the other person listening or delivering the obscene. The fine art of the word and control, I love these kinds of calls. It really jazzes and juices my cotton candy knowing you want me so badly
Narrotophilia is more frequently reported by men, but women can also find themselves getting their juices flowing when jabbed with the right words....or a well placed vibrator when orchestrating the whole show for you. I ♥ you guys! Now let's have a little therapy.
All the wicked angel you need
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Friday, August 3, 2012
Horny Lovely Day
Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!! oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out. I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues. I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible. I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.
Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun. How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.
So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it. Hee hee I can't resist
Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.
Monday, May 28, 2012
muah
Halestorm - I Get Off (Video)
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Variety is what you want

Lays Potato Chips was right. You can't eat just one. Variety packs are something we just love to have. In our snacks, our beverages, our movie choices, socks and even condom flavors. Why not allow yourself a large variety of playmates? See the fun thing about girls like us, we are sluts, we don't care. We came to terms with it and we love it. We also EXPECT you to fool around. To "cheat" lol. Feel free to use up all my pretty playmates. Stuff two of us in your mouth at once....no wait, have two of US stuff your dick in OUR mouths!! I just like to share you guys. Sharing is caring. LMFAO
Now come on over and play eeny - meeny - miny - moe - catch a hot, sexy slut by her OH!
Stop by and play with my favorite phone babes. They are such a variety of sweet, nasty, filthy, mommas, tramps, barely legals and nymphos. And come on boys, has Heaven ever steered you wrong??? And even if I did, didn't it feel oh so right!!
Click on each girls name to go check out her site and what makes her so amazing!
Amy Angelina Annabella Cherie Chloe Eva Heaven Julianne Marissa Raquel Ryan

