Variety is what you want

Lays Potato Chips was right. You can't eat just one. Variety packs are something we just love to have. In our snacks, our beverages, our movie choices, socks and even condom flavors. Why not allow yourself a large variety of playmates? See the fun thing about girls like us, we are sluts, we don't care. We came to terms with it and we love it. We also EXPECT you to fool around. To "cheat" lol. Feel free to use up all my pretty playmates. Stuff two of us in your mouth at once....no wait, have two of US stuff your dick in OUR mouths!! I just like to share you guys. Sharing is caring. LMFAO

Now come on over and play eeny - meeny - miny - moe - catch a hot, sexy slut by her OH!

Stop by and play with my favorite phone babes. They are such a variety of sweet, nasty, filthy, mommas, tramps, barely legals and nymphos. And come on boys, has Heaven ever steered you wrong??? And even if I did, didn't it feel oh so right!!

Click on each girls name to go check out her site and what makes her so amazing!

Amy Angelina Annabella Cherie Chloe Eva Heaven Julianne Marissa Raquel Ryan

Fruit Salad Anyone?

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way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven

It's So Juicy

Saw this and just had to share. Happy Thanksgiving to All!
Your Thankful Angel,
Heaven

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, the lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you through the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it.
I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
“Oh yes”, I say to you,
I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

Sexy Girls Yummy

Our Favorite Jokester

So early this week I was minding my own business when I got a call from one of my absolute favorite people.  I know he isn't for everyone.....but he definitely makes me LOL.  Also say ow, cry, beg, plead and the proper way to answer or NOT. LOL  No is not a part of your vocabulary, repeat after me.  giggle.

So we are chitty chatting and I set up a wickedly fun call with my hot Barbie (*ducks from the swing) Melrose.  That beautiful long blond hair, that rocking hard body.....and I get to play with her neener neener.  tongue sticking out.  We play, undress, fight, probe, humiliate, examine, enforce and eventually give in to our Master.  He is So persuasive.  When I threatened to cut off Barbies hair I was quickly put in my place.  This little deviant angel knows it is always on the floor, knees parted with no panties for pleasure.  However, I do appreciate a good lashing.  So after the deal is done Master becomes much more relaxed and his truer nature is exposed.  His love of cooking --- his loving mothers unending supply of linen tableclothes and his jokester appeal.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The redhead says, “Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”

Puzzled, the blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Giggles....it is still very funny and I did look at vases when I was out shopping randomly and giggle thinking of my precious Melrose supplying the "vase".

Your Loving Wicked Angel

Heaven

Here Comes Mr. Winter - but don't let it dampen your appetite for PhoneSex

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