Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Happy Cool Whip Day

Everythings Better with……

My mind always going, laughing my ass off along the way, technocolor, animation domination, way too much sugar, sultry, genuine, fuckable, sweet tongued, foul mouthed, orgasm enjoying, turkey tryptophan juice drinking, weird ass coolest bitch you ever wanna meet.  Know I am thankful for you and all you have ever been to me.  Have a great Thanksgiving and even if it isn't great, with Miss Heaven, there is always room for dessert.






Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Shower Me and Get Me Wet!

Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!!  Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.

I love my shower.  On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower.  YUMMY.  Best place to get a yummy blowjob.  So wet and hot.

I never go to my shower without my phone close by.  I want you to catch me in there........


Join Me

Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.


Heaven

the one and only

888-823-6127

Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!




Friday, November 9, 2012

Nothing Saintly About Miss Heaven

Damn she looks sweet in that wrapper.  Such an angel.  So........sweet? sooo.....demure?  Sooooooo.......heavenly.
Honey there is nothing like Heaven and despite what YOU heard, Heaven is not hard to get into.
I like it Nasty, Filthy, Aggressive and with a side of sarcastic smut.  Let's fuck around for a while.
The only thing that's missing is a bitch like you.  Hold the S because I am an Aint!!!

Heaven wants to fuck - do you?
 888-823-6127


Monday, October 8, 2012

Two Sides to Every Story

You see my precious smile
You think I'm looking sweet
You pass me by
Searching for the mental extreme
 
You're judging a book
Based solely on the cover
You're totally missing out
On a wycked angel twisted lover
 
You haven't even parted the spine of my pages
Twinkle in my eye, the smirk that I wear
Where do you think it comes from???
The filth in my mind that stirs in there
 
Mental transformation is what we both want
I love paradoxes and things that seem wrong
Like sucking on cherry popsicles, pointing
And giggling at your cock in my pink thong
 
I say harsh words with a smile on my lips
I cuss, fuck hard, eat cum and spit too
I please, torture, tease, spoil and humiliate
Call me and let's play a wycked game or two
 
The only wycked angel with a heart of gold
888-823-6127
Wyckedheaven aim/yahoo
 

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......


Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

your most loving wycked angel straight from the charred gates of Hell. muahahahahaha
ahem - halo sparkle
click my name and visit my special spot in the Kingdom to find out more, so we can connect and I can find out more about you.
wooo hooo a dick!!!