The smart, witty, sassy, erotic and sometimes bitchy life of a regular girl turned Phone Sex Operator. I love my job, am amused and turned on by my clients.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Happy Cool Whip Day
My mind always going, laughing my ass off along the way, technocolor, animation domination, way too much sugar, sultry, genuine, fuckable, sweet tongued, foul mouthed, orgasm enjoying, turkey tryptophan juice drinking, weird ass coolest bitch you ever wanna meet. Know I am thankful for you and all you have ever been to me. Have a great Thanksgiving and even if it isn't great, with Miss Heaven, there is always room for dessert.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Shower Me and Get Me Wet!
Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!! Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.
I love my shower. On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower. YUMMY. Best place to get a yummy blowjob. So wet and hot.
I never go to my shower without my phone close by. I want you to catch me in there........
Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.
the one and only
888-823-6127
Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!
Friday, November 9, 2012
Nothing Saintly About Miss Heaven
Honey there is nothing like Heaven and despite what YOU heard, Heaven is not hard to get into.
I like it Nasty, Filthy, Aggressive and with a side of sarcastic smut. Let's fuck around for a while.
The only thing that's missing is a bitch like you. Hold the S because I am an Aint!!!
Heaven wants to fuck - do you?
Monday, October 8, 2012
Two Sides to Every Story
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Wish I May
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......



