So today is Tuesday, offering up a Two for Tuesday special...Which is every damn Tuesday btw. Buy One Ten Minute Call Get a Second Ten Minute Call for Free! Now that is some deal and ONLY Available on Tuesdays.
I did receive a phone call today. I was in my room watching some tube when the phone rang. I answered. Hi - um is this Stanley Steamer? No. Sorry. Bye. Dialtone. I may have carpet and I may now how to suck....but the only carpet I am sucking isn't the one you spilled on, walked on and let your dog pee on. He called again 20 minutes later. I didn't pick up the phone. A while later the phone rings. Hello? Hey I was wondering if you can help me. I have three numbers wrote down here for Stanley Steamer and trying to figure out which one it is. LOL
Now I could have been a bitch - you know who you are - and yelled, gotten pissy, hung up or just been a general rude person. But no. I ask, What city are you in? New York. Cool - let's get on the ol google bar and find your number. Oh (chuckle) I can do that. I said, well I am a phone sex operator so I have no interest in cleaning your carpets. But, I would be inclined to tell you that you can view my little red carpet at Phone Sex Kingdom. Guaranteed you never wanted to suck clean a carpet as bad as this one. We chuckle...he says oh wow a redhead! You sound like a really fun girl! Damn straight I am! And hey - how about while you are waiting for Stanley Steamer to show up you just check out the site. I take back the "mark that 888 823 6127 off your list" What you want to do is put a big heart around it and gimme a call when you are ready to dirty up that carpet again! I sure will, I am definitely intrigued.
I am a real woman, a real fun woman. I don't demand, beg or threaten. I always have time - even if to find you the Stanley Steamer in YOUR area. Because you always attract more flies with honey than vinegar.
Muah
Your funny, helpful, real genuine angel
Heaven


I did receive a phone call today. I was in my room watching some tube when the phone rang. I answered. Hi - um is this Stanley Steamer? No. Sorry. Bye. Dialtone. I may have carpet and I may now how to suck....but the only carpet I am sucking isn't the one you spilled on, walked on and let your dog pee on. He called again 20 minutes later. I didn't pick up the phone. A while later the phone rings. Hello? Hey I was wondering if you can help me. I have three numbers wrote down here for Stanley Steamer and trying to figure out which one it is. LOL
Now I could have been a bitch - you know who you are - and yelled, gotten pissy, hung up or just been a general rude person. But no. I ask, What city are you in? New York. Cool - let's get on the ol google bar and find your number. Oh (chuckle) I can do that. I said, well I am a phone sex operator so I have no interest in cleaning your carpets. But, I would be inclined to tell you that you can view my little red carpet at Phone Sex Kingdom. Guaranteed you never wanted to suck clean a carpet as bad as this one. We chuckle...he says oh wow a redhead! You sound like a really fun girl! Damn straight I am! And hey - how about while you are waiting for Stanley Steamer to show up you just check out the site. I take back the "mark that 888 823 6127 off your list" What you want to do is put a big heart around it and gimme a call when you are ready to dirty up that carpet again! I sure will, I am definitely intrigued.
I am a real woman, a real fun woman. I don't demand, beg or threaten. I always have time - even if to find you the Stanley Steamer in YOUR area. Because you always attract more flies with honey than vinegar.
Muah
Your funny, helpful, real genuine angel
Heaven
