Wednesday, December 24, 2008

My New Toy "J"

Well I have had a few calls with "J". The first day we met I could tell we would hit it off. I asked him had he ever done phonesex before? "All the time." A pro so to speak. I find that when guys are experienced at having phonesex they allow their minds to wander and imagine more. Let the thrill of the experience really get them. "J" and I both got so horny, we even did a second call later that same day. We chat online and he reads my blog. That is where he got the idea for the call today. Impregnation. I was a sweet little girl that had lied to Daddy. Telling him I had to go to the library. Only I wasn't at the library. I was at the drive in. Unbeknownst to "J" I was looking for trouble. I lured him to my car and invited him into the backseat. Where he ripped off my cotton panties and pounded me - harder, deeper and rough. Snatching my buttons off my blouse to bite on my nipples. Oh it felt so good, but I begged him not to cum in me. I heard him get more forceful...pulling away at his cock. Telling me he was filling me with his sperm. I clenched his ass to me and felt it pulse its way deeper into me. Then he threw open the backdoor of Daddys car and walked away. Leaving me soaked in his cum. Ahhh "J" I look forward to you picking another fantasy from my list of Types of Calls.

Your Loving Nasty Angel,
Heaven

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Hell is Saving Me a Seat

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you are enjoying the blog, the site, the life. Hopefully you remembered to Vote. Yes yes, for President but also for our site. http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/

With that being said, I wanted to share some ramblings and thoughts that surface into my mind. It takes certain kinds of women to be pso's. None of us alike, but similar in our minds. Some of my readers have assured me I am going to hell. Why is this?? Because I can almost always turn anything in the course of my day into a phone call fantasy. For example.....

I am chatting away this morning with one of my favorite phone whore hags (you know, like fag hags - girls that love to hang out with gay men) and my phone rings. I start collecting Mr. Birthday Boys info for a call (ooo another blog idea) and I hear my dogs barking. Usually that means, someone is outside. As I am talking to Mr. Birthday Boy I peer outside. A dark colored van that I have never seen. The door opens, a long leg in sensible shoes steps out. I ask Mr. Birthday Boy to give me a few minutes to get approval for his call. Arched eyebrow, I walk outside. Who the hell is at my house??? And what the fuck could they possibly want?? With phone in hand, waiting for Mr. Birthday Boy to call back, I go outside and come face to face with a stunning young lady. Green eyes, long dark hair and the pinkest cheeks. She is wearing a long "A" line skirt, and angelic cardigan. She smiles at me. In the sweetest and most country voice she asks me if she can give me something. In her hand a pamphlet. Under her arm, a Bible. She is spreading the word. Now, mind you, I have been voting for my phonesex site, advertising my phonesex site, talking naughty and I know I still have the scent of my boyfriends cum on me. I take her pamphlet and tell her to have a wonderful day. My mind wanders, walking back into the house I picture the scene. Inviting her into the house. Having her sit and talk with me and my boyfriend. Admitting our dirty truths and deviant behavours. Hoping her will is not so strong and she can be swayed. Just this once to give into her desires, her fetish and dirty up a completely chaste word spreader. How I could make her stand before me in all her glorious glow and shower me with her golden annointment. The phone rings....it is Mr. Birthday Boy. I am so going to hell.

No hate mail please......This fantasy is offered by PHONE SESSION only and is not for the weak.

Any takers????

Muah
Your Naughty Angel,
Heaven

A Naughty Christmas Poem

Randy, the sissy cumslut vouyer
had a hardon in his pantyhose.
And if you ever degrade him,
you could see his pathetic cock grow.
All the women that wanted big cocks
pointed, laughed and caused him shame.
They never let sissy boi Randy
stroke his pathetic clit until he came.
Then one sweet voiced, bitchy tease,
Heaven came to say:
"Randy boi your ass is so damn tight,
grab your ankles and be my bitch tonight!"
Then all night I fucked and stretched him
as he begged to drink my pee,
Randy the sissy cumslut vouyer,
your place is down on your knees!

The Mild Top Ten Fetish List

Number 10 -- Stomachs
Men and women both agreed that taut tummies make them somewhat crazy. Some guys weren't as picky and admitted that they liked it when a woman had a tummy with a teensy-weensy little pot. (Thank God) One gentleman was very adamant about needing to release himself on a woman's stomach or his experience simply wouldn't be pleasurable. (I personally love the feel of hot cum on my skin.)

Number 9 -- Body piercing
This one was quite popular with the younger crowd. Everything from bellybuttons, tongues and nipples to eyebrows and penises was not only acceptable, but for a few, it was a prerequisite. One guy told me that he loves tongue rings because after being pleasured by a girl who had one, he couldn't go back to the "ordinary." The feeling of the cool object rubbing against his penis while her hot mouth engulfed him "felt like heaven." (See that is why I have a tongue ring.)

Number 8 -- Leather, rubber, vinyl, latex
Men seem to love material; perhaps not the actual feel of it, but the rather pornographic quality it gives to a sexual encounter. Although men look to settle down with a sweet woman, most will forever have a fixation with that "bad girl" look. Watching a woman move around in anything tight and shiny is a tease in itself. (Dress up ladies!!)

Number 7 -- Domination and submission
To my amazement, most women dominate and most guys submit. HELLO! A lot of women said they love to order their men around in bed like slaves and spank them, smack them, and even penetrate them with a strap-on. (Yummo!) Guys, on the other hand, enjoy submitting to women and being told what to do. I guess most of them are probably tired of performing all the time. Everything I mentioned that the women do -- well, the men enjoy having those things done to them. Welcome to the new millennium!! (Grab a whip and hand it to me sissy boy.)

Number 6 -- Feet and hands
You knew this fetish was coming didn't you? Men enjoy licking, sucking, kissing, and biting women's feet almost exclusively. Some guys simply can't date a woman if she has ugly feet or toes. (My toes stay painted and my toe rings look lovely.) For us women, we love to suck on men's fingers and some can even orgasm off that alone. There's something about pleasuring a man's finger as though it was a penis. (Oral fixation anyone?)

Number 5 -- Fingernails and lipstick
It's the cliche of the '80s: red lipstick and long, red-lacquered fingernails. Well, guess what? Some guys are still obsessed with that whole thing. They enjoy feeling a woman's nails running down their backs. (RAWR) As well, they like kissing a woman and smudging her lipstick all over both their faces. Why? Because it gives them the feeling of having adulterated sex. (Makes them feel like naughty boys)

Number 4 -- Braids, ponytails, pigtails
Hair, it's no surprise, was a very big fetish among guys. Blond, brunette, redheaded, braided, long, short, thick, curly, straight... you name it, they thought of it. But braids, pigtails and ponytails caught my attention. I have a theory as to why some men are into pigtails. They have a preference for younger women (to say the least) and because of the illusion that pigtails and ponytails emanate, the fetishists feel as though they are fulfilling their desires. (Daddys Best Little Girl) Some women have a fetish involving no hair: bald men. They love rubbing a man's bald head whilst in a passionate embrace. Did you hear that Costanza ? You're actually preferred by women.

Number 3 -- Water
Believe it or not, many variants of water were popular with both men and women. Many women declared that they enjoyed sex best when they could hear or be in running water. Whether it be rain, the shower or even an opened faucet -- so long as they heard water of some sort. (I love giving head under the spray of my shower)Although it's not exactly water, many women (and some men) absolutely obsess over thunder and lightning. The powerful sound and the sudden flashes of light give my body a feeling of empowerment. (Outside in the storm...even better)

Number 2 -- Golden showers
I know this one doesn't sound very inviting to some, but it was a popular one. Some guys love to watch a woman urinate on them as a method of foreplay. Other guys like to relieve themselves on women before they can actually get down to business. Why? Well, the reason for this also deals with submission. Being peed on is somewhat degrading and if you allow someone to do it to you, then you're submitting and if you do it to someone else, then they are succumbing to you. (Drink another beer before coming to bed please.)

Number 1 -- Voyeurism and exhibitionism
A lot of guys admitted that they couldn't get off with their partner unless they were watching pornography or another couple in the act. Even if they witnessed two people having sex or caught some erotic movies on television accidentally (yeah, right) when not with their partner, they had to masturbate. Only a minute amount of women admitted that they are voyeuristic to the point where they needed to see sex whilst engaging in it. Oddly enough, however, quite a few women like being watched. (I love that a man masturbates thinking of me)you're not alone

A Little About Heaven

Have you ever imagined how good it would be to grab up and use that sweet little girl next door?? I know you look at me with lust in your eyes when you are driving to your PTA meetings with your wife. So sweet, young, and a body that just won’t quit. I know you want to bend me over the bumper of your car and teach me a thing or two about stirring desires in men like you. I know you watch me through your fence while I am sunbathing in my skimpy swimsuit. Wishing that your big, hard cock was buried in my sweet, virgin pussy. My lipsmackers gloss covered lips wrapped around your cock. Come on Daddy….come teach me a lesson. Make me whimper, squirm and be on my knees for your hot cock. I secretly want to be your girl. I have seen you wanting, rubbing your cock when you walk by. Come on and call me…let me fulfill that dirty little secret.

I fulfill all types of fantasies, some which include, but are surely not limited to:

Father/daughter
Mother/son
Virgin
the Locker Room
Food play
Submission
Slumber Parties
Panty Sniffers

and sooo much more

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