Monday, December 10, 2012

What's Giving without a Little Taking???

I love doing calls - I just do. They are all so different. Sexy to trashy. Sweet to slutty. I love it when my callers want to be involved in more than just (and i quote) "huffing and puffing and jacking off". You guys totally rock my world and make me feel just so fucking good!

If you haven't met me, that's ok, there is a New Year's Resolution we both will make for next year. =)

Some think because of my sweet smile I am submissive - and I am.....some forget that I am a Leo --- and that means I like to take charge at times. Switch is where it is at. I can be any kind of taboo princess you need, want and desire. I don't like it ALL, but I do like a lot of things that are sexy, wicked, trashy, filthy and taboo.

I hope to play with you real soon.

Oh My what a Big *Thwack* Cock You Have

 

Heaven

888-823-6127

Your favorite naughty angel



Saturday, December 8, 2012

How Can You Not love RED for Christmas????

Christmas presents all wrapped in red.  Don't you love it.  What's better than one present???  Well two of course!!

Come play with my redheaded sisters and imagine the fire that can ignite between us!!

YUM



Heaven
your wycked christmas angel


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

There is always room for Santa

You know, I stopped believing in Santa many years ago.  But there is something kinda hauntingly bizzarrely erotic????? devious???? down right filthy about a man draped in red velvet and fur trim shimmeying right down my chimney ---- and guess what kids????  Heaven has never had a fireplace!!!!   The loop holes in that story.  Ahhh, but I digress.

The bizzarre erotic twist ----- what if I stayed up all night long, waiting for Santa with my rather large, warm "cookies" and well, I got more presents than anyone cause i was exceptionally naughty?  Maybe this year will be the year that the naughty girls win!!!

Your sugar cookie loving angel
Heaven


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Happy Cool Whip Day

Everythings Better with……

My mind always going, laughing my ass off along the way, technocolor, animation domination, way too much sugar, sultry, genuine, fuckable, sweet tongued, foul mouthed, orgasm enjoying, turkey tryptophan juice drinking, weird ass coolest bitch you ever wanna meet.  Know I am thankful for you and all you have ever been to me.  Have a great Thanksgiving and even if it isn't great, with Miss Heaven, there is always room for dessert.






Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Shower Me and Get Me Wet!

Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!!  Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.

I love my shower.  On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower.  YUMMY.  Best place to get a yummy blowjob.  So wet and hot.

I never go to my shower without my phone close by.  I want you to catch me in there........


Join Me

Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.


Heaven

the one and only

888-823-6127

Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!




Friday, November 9, 2012

Nothing Saintly About Miss Heaven

Damn she looks sweet in that wrapper.  Such an angel.  So........sweet? sooo.....demure?  Sooooooo.......heavenly.
Honey there is nothing like Heaven and despite what YOU heard, Heaven is not hard to get into.
I like it Nasty, Filthy, Aggressive and with a side of sarcastic smut.  Let's fuck around for a while.
The only thing that's missing is a bitch like you.  Hold the S because I am an Aint!!!

Heaven wants to fuck - do you?
 888-823-6127


Monday, October 8, 2012

Two Sides to Every Story

You see my precious smile
You think I'm looking sweet
You pass me by
Searching for the mental extreme
 
You're judging a book
Based solely on the cover
You're totally missing out
On a wycked angel twisted lover
 
You haven't even parted the spine of my pages
Twinkle in my eye, the smirk that I wear
Where do you think it comes from???
The filth in my mind that stirs in there
 
Mental transformation is what we both want
I love paradoxes and things that seem wrong
Like sucking on cherry popsicles, pointing
And giggling at your cock in my pink thong
 
I say harsh words with a smile on my lips
I cuss, fuck hard, eat cum and spit too
I please, torture, tease, spoil and humiliate
Call me and let's play a wycked game or two
 
The only wycked angel with a heart of gold
888-823-6127
Wyckedheaven aim/yahoo
 

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Word of the Week

Lickerish
I was curious and looking through my Thesaurus (oh shit Heaven is smart too) for words other than "sexy"  Lickerish caught my eye.
It originated in the 1300's and it's meaning was to be pleasing to the taste, literally, by the licker.
I love how simplistic the word is, oh baby your cunt is so lickerish. *lick lick lap*
Would you deny him the joy of tasting you over and over.
As time went by this word is associated with lecherous - erotically suggestive, inciting to lust.
Well I can only speak for myself here, but tell me I am lickerish and dive right in and I will suggest you keep licking it erotically surely inciting both of our deep carnal lusts.
The Original Wycked Angel


Friday, September 14, 2012

In this Moment = Blood

I love this song!!!



I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me
I hate you for every time you ever bled for me
I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me
I hate you for never taking control of me
I hate you for always saving me from myself
I hate you for always choosing me and not someone else
I hate you for always pulling me back from the edge
I hate you for every kind word you ever said
I’ll bleed you dry now

Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
Shut your dirty, dirty mouth
I’m not that easy
Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
I’m a dirty, dirty girl
I want it filthy

I love you for everything you ever took from me
I love the way you dominate and you violate me
I love you for every time you gave up on me
I love you for the way you look when you lie to me
I love you for never believing in what I say
I love you for never once giving me my way
I love you for never delivering me from pain
I love you for always driving me insane
I’ll bleed you dry now

Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
Shut your dirty, dirty mouth
I’m not that easy
Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
I’m a dirty, dirty girl
I want it filthy

I hate you, I hate you
I’ll bleed you dry now


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......


Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

your most loving wycked angel straight from the charred gates of Hell. muahahahahaha
ahem - halo sparkle
click my name and visit my special spot in the Kingdom to find out more, so we can connect and I can find out more about you.
wooo hooo a dick!!!


Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Fetish of the Day - Narratophilia

Narratophilia

A sexual fetish, my favorite kinds are always sexual.  Even ones that don't seem sexual to you can cause immense arousal in others.  Today the fetish is something each and every one of you is guilty of pleasuring yourself in.  Narratophilia is when the tellingor listening of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing.


Words. The Narratophiliac - now you know what to call yourself - gets their naughty bits aroused when the language they use, hear, or read, is obscene. They may seek stimulation from a partner talking dirty, from erotic literature, poetry, jokes, stories, audio tape, or phone sex. *tsk tsk, did they say Phonesex?? 

In some cases, sexual stimulation can’t be achieved without an erotic story or language. On even other occasions reaching orgasm without physically stroking, touching.  There is indeed even the truth that without even physically seeing or touching the other person listening or delivering the obscene.  The fine art of the word and control, I love these kinds of calls.  It really jazzes and juices my cotton candy knowing you want me so badly

Narrotophilia is more frequently reported by men, but women can also find themselves getting their juices flowing when jabbed with the right words....or a well placed vibrator when orchestrating the whole show for you.  I ♥ you guys!  Now let's have a little therapy.

Heaven

All the wicked angel you need

888-823-6127




Friday, August 3, 2012

Horny Lovely Day

Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!!  oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out.  I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues.  I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible.  I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.


  Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun.  How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.


 So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it.  Hee hee I can't resist


Nom Nom Nom

 Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.

888-823-6127

 

 



Thursday, March 29, 2012

Variety is what you want


Lays Potato Chips was right. You can't eat just one. Variety packs are something we just love to have. In our snacks, our beverages, our movie choices, socks and even condom flavors. Why not allow yourself a large variety of playmates? See the fun thing about girls like us, we are sluts, we don't care. We came to terms with it and we love it. We also EXPECT you to fool around. To "cheat" lol. Feel free to use up all my pretty playmates. Stuff two of us in your mouth at once....no wait, have two of US stuff your dick in OUR mouths!! I just like to share you guys. Sharing is caring. LMFAO

Now come on over and play eeny - meeny - miny - moe - catch a hot, sexy slut by her OH!



Stop by and play with my favorite phone babes. They are such a variety of sweet, nasty, filthy, mommas, tramps, barely legals and nymphos. And come on boys, has Heaven ever steered you wrong??? And even if I did, didn't it feel oh so right!!

Click on each girls name to go check out her site and what makes her so amazing!

Amy Angelina Annabella Cherie Chloe Eva Heaven Julianne Marissa Raquel Ryan

Thursday, February 16, 2012

way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven