Wish I May

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

 

1o.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Anyone interested in a little role reversal???   And I have literally wished to have a cock and my number one reason is #5 - male orgasm intrigues me.  Such an event, you lucky bastards!!!  lol But I know what it feels like to be filled with one.  Fill or be filled baby.  Miss Wycked Heaven is feeling frisky - come be my ball of yarn. RAWR

Heaven

your most loving wycked angel straight from the charred gates of Hell. muahahahahaha

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click my name and visit my special spot in the Kingdom to find out more, so we can connect and I can find out more about you.

Fetish of the Day - Narratophilia

Narratophilia

A sexual fetish, my favorite kinds are always sexual.  Even ones that don't seem sexual to you can cause immense arousal in others.  Today the fetish is something each and every one of you is guilty of pleasuring yourself in.  Narratophilia is when the tellingor listening of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing.

Words. The Narratophiliac - now you know what to call yourself - gets their naughty bits aroused when the language they use, hear, or read, is obscene. They may seek stimulation from a partner talking dirty, from erotic literature, poetry, jokes, stories, audio tape, or phone sex. *tsk tsk, did they say Phonesex?? 

In some cases, sexual stimulation can’t be achieved without an erotic story or language. On even other occasions reaching orgasm without physically stroking, touching.  There is indeed even the truth that without even physically seeing or touching the other person listening or delivering the obscene.  The fine art of the word and control, I love these kinds of calls.  It really jazzes and juices my cotton candy knowing you want me so badly

Narrotophilia is more frequently reported by men, but women can also find themselves getting their juices flowing when jabbed with the right words....or a well placed vibrator when orchestrating the whole show for you.  I ♥ you guys!  Now let's have a little therapy.

Heaven

All the wicked angel you need

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Horny Lovely Day

Today - it is rainy, I am horny and well, I am nearing the heat cycle (ewwww gross!!!!!  oh shit grow the fuck up ok. LOL) and during those two weeks, anything phallic better watch the fuck out.  I am craving men, dick, lips and tongues.  I eyed the batteries at Walmart lovingly, dreamily, hard nips visible.  I watched a chick with long hair and wondered how deep she could suck a cock, with me.

  Even a bowl of watermelon sitting on my kitchen counter looks fun.  How amazingly wet, slippery, juicy and the textue......against my hard nipples......the.....um......damn elastic on these panties is fraying ----- panties, yea i need to buy some new.......watermelon, juice in bottom of bowllllllllllllllllllll......brb.

 So basically, come fuck around with Miss Heaven - guaranteed to rock your fucking cock off and have an amazing time doing it.  Hee hee I can't resist

Nom Nom Nom

 Heaven - be careful now, my wings are scorched.

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Variety is what you want

Lays Potato Chips was right. You can't eat just one. Variety packs are something we just love to have. In our snacks, our beverages, our movie choices, socks and even condom flavors. Why not allow yourself a large variety of playmates? See the fun thing about girls like us, we are sluts, we don't care. We came to terms with it and we love it. We also EXPECT you to fool around. To "cheat" lol. Feel free to use up all my pretty playmates. Stuff two of us in your mouth at once....no wait, have two of US stuff your dick in OUR mouths!! I just like to share you guys. Sharing is caring. LMFAO

Now come on over and play eeny - meeny - miny - moe - catch a hot, sexy slut by her OH!

Stop by and play with my favorite phone babes. They are such a variety of sweet, nasty, filthy, mommas, tramps, barely legals and nymphos. And come on boys, has Heaven ever steered you wrong??? And even if I did, didn't it feel oh so right!!

Click on each girls name to go check out her site and what makes her so amazing!

Amy Angelina Annabella Cherie Chloe Eva Heaven Julianne Marissa Raquel Ryan

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way too funny

Life is full of fucked up shit, drama and well a little too much reality.  I just want to make you feel good for a while.  Escape, relax, be a man.  Fuck I don't care what we talk about.  I do, but not really.  I just want to listen, hear what you gotta say.  Make it be all about you.  For a change.  No reason to tell you about my amazing REAL 36 D tits.  Probably doesn't even matter if I mention my carpet definitely matches the drapes.  I would bet you don't even care that I have actually been a collared sub, a stripper, a fetish club worker, i've tortured cocks for fun, i have given 100's of oil rub downs to random men, i have been in many types of threesomes, sucked cocks in video arcades and dated my mom's older lesbian lover.  There ya go, now you are thinking of me in some fucked up kinky shit aren't you.  good, good, my plan is working.

But there I go again, come on Heaven - lighten up.  And anyone who has called me knows that is exactly how i approach it.  Naturally, with a big ass smile on my face.  My favorite thing is to just go with it, have fun.  I still say that laughter and orgasms are a key product to be enjoyed in life.  Should be on that fucking fda recommended dosage chart.

Call me and get a dose of something really fucking good for you, and if you don't need it, fuck me, I do....please give to a worthy cause. LOL LOL

Your quirky little fuck angel,

Heaven