Wednesday, December 5, 2012

There is always room for Santa

You know, I stopped believing in Santa many years ago.  But there is something kinda hauntingly bizzarrely erotic????? devious???? down right filthy about a man draped in red velvet and fur trim shimmeying right down my chimney ---- and guess what kids????  Heaven has never had a fireplace!!!!   The loop holes in that story.  Ahhh, but I digress.

The bizzarre erotic twist ----- what if I stayed up all night long, waiting for Santa with my rather large, warm "cookies" and well, I got more presents than anyone cause i was exceptionally naughty?  Maybe this year will be the year that the naughty girls win!!!

Your sugar cookie loving angel
Heaven


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Happy Cool Whip Day

Everythings Better with……

My mind always going, laughing my ass off along the way, technocolor, animation domination, way too much sugar, sultry, genuine, fuckable, sweet tongued, foul mouthed, orgasm enjoying, turkey tryptophan juice drinking, weird ass coolest bitch you ever wanna meet.  Know I am thankful for you and all you have ever been to me.  Have a great Thanksgiving and even if it isn't great, with Miss Heaven, there is always room for dessert.






Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Shower Me and Get Me Wet!

Yes I do want you to start thinking that MC Hammer song tune and do do da doot da doot da doot ShowerTime!!!  Oh Oh OH OHH OH OH.

I love my shower.  On chilly days like today my whole body just melts in the shower.  YUMMY.  Best place to get a yummy blowjob.  So wet and hot.

I never go to my shower without my phone close by.  I want you to catch me in there........


Join Me

Dont' be shy, I certainly am not.


Heaven

the one and only

888-823-6127

Don't forget my wet pussy!!!!




Friday, November 9, 2012

Nothing Saintly About Miss Heaven

Damn she looks sweet in that wrapper.  Such an angel.  So........sweet? sooo.....demure?  Sooooooo.......heavenly.
Honey there is nothing like Heaven and despite what YOU heard, Heaven is not hard to get into.
I like it Nasty, Filthy, Aggressive and with a side of sarcastic smut.  Let's fuck around for a while.
The only thing that's missing is a bitch like you.  Hold the S because I am an Aint!!!

Heaven wants to fuck - do you?
 888-823-6127


Monday, October 8, 2012

Two Sides to Every Story

You see my precious smile
You think I'm looking sweet
You pass me by
Searching for the mental extreme
 
You're judging a book
Based solely on the cover
You're totally missing out
On a wycked angel twisted lover
 
You haven't even parted the spine of my pages
Twinkle in my eye, the smirk that I wear
Where do you think it comes from???
The filth in my mind that stirs in there
 
Mental transformation is what we both want
I love paradoxes and things that seem wrong
Like sucking on cherry popsicles, pointing
And giggling at your cock in my pink thong
 
I say harsh words with a smile on my lips
I cuss, fuck hard, eat cum and spit too
I please, torture, tease, spoil and humiliate
Call me and let's play a wycked game or two
 
The only wycked angel with a heart of gold
888-823-6127
Wyckedheaven aim/yahoo